Frothy Mugs of Water

The steins and mugs in this cabinet communicate the attribute of inebriation to any potable liquid that is poured, condensed, mixed, melted, synthesized, fractionated, or otherwise put in them. Taste and composition are not affected. Mass is conserved. Calvinists are scandalized. Prohibitionists are furious.

Perfect for any meeting of Mothers Against Drunk Driving.