Monday, March 29, 2010

Classified: Not for Public Distribution

You find a box in the attic.

Decals and stamps conceal the crack between the lid and the rest of the box.  They warn that the contents are not to seen save by authorized personnel of the highest highest rank.  Breaking these seals reveals a slim book containing sure-fire instructions on how to raise children to be virtuous, intelligent, and well-adjusted.

Could be dangerous if it falls into the wrong hands.


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