Friday, September 24, 2004

"Starship" from the Blue Lexicon

STARSHIP: Any vessel, canvas, or structure that acquires motion under the influence of starlight. The stars need not be visible to the naked or polished eye so long as the sails are properly shredded and singed. When the sails are intensified, the starship accelerates. When the sails are diminished, the starship brakes. Manuevering is done by singing and desinging the sails after patterns derived from the Estonian Astronomical Ephemerides.


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