Monday, May 24, 2004


The possums were dribbling the wad of concrete down the tundra when the paratroopers started interrogating the cheerleaders at the bottom of the granola mine. The dribbling thundered down the shafts and tunnels and assorted fashion accessories, loosening the bits of granola ore until the cheerleaders had enough to feed the starving orphans living in the Sears Tower.

And lo, all were happy and glad until the great bunny beast came and smote the ground with a mighty "piffle" and struck annoyance into the limbs of all concerned and took off into the gooey sunset saying "Frozen Faucets for All, and to All a Good Night!"


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