Hi, Susie

You find a box in the attic.

In this box, you find a six-year-old girl. Her name is Susie. She is utterly indestructible.

Sprawl Seeds

You find a box in the attic.

In this box are packets of seeds. The packet are labeled "Houses." If a seed is planted and watered over the course of several days, it will grow into a four-bedroom house, complete with utilities and yard.

Planting too many of these seeds in one place will yield sub-divisions.

Dressed for Every Occasion

You find a black longcoat in a closet in the hall between the stadium and the bathroom. This coat has numerous pockets of nearly infinite capacity. The wearer can retrieve anything which he has put into the coat by thinking about it while reaching into the right pocket.

If you dig into the coat for long enough, you'll find someone hiding inside one of the pockets, placed there by a previous wearer.

The Anti-Viagra

You find a box in the attic.

In this box are bottles of cologne labeled "Frustration". Any adult male who wears this cologne will become sexually irresistible to women as well as permanently impotent.